| Tuesday, February 15th, 2005 |
| 1:31 pm |
I have two buddies, guys I love dearly, who happen to be lawyers. One is a personal injury lawyer, and he actually has his own tv commercials. I swear to God. Do you have ANY idea how conflicted these friendships make me? Can you POSSIBLY understand how hard it is to be seen in public with these guys? http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/050215/323/fcing.htmlI think I'd rather hang out with anarchists. Current Mood: embarrassed |
| Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 |
| 5:15 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005 |
| 5:38 pm |
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| Saturday, January 29th, 2005 |
| 5:32 pm |
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| 3:47 pm |
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| Saturday, January 22nd, 2005 |
| 5:38 pm |
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| Wednesday, January 12th, 2005 |
| 10:16 am |
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| Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 |
| 10:54 am |
I like Don Henley's music. I don't like Don Henley. I hate that... We got Zarqawi today. That makes me happy. We will not behead him. That does NOT make me happy... http://www.drudgereport.com/flashai.htmNot enough bad, awful things can happen to that dude, and they won't. Damn... One more big %#$@&*#$ down. Heh heh heh... |
| Sunday, January 2nd, 2005 |
| 2:21 pm |
All right folks, here it is. TRAGEDY in the South Pacific. Unspeakable. And we all (listen up, Kofi) know that the US will show up with more stuff and cash, stay longer and do more than any other nation. But Lord knows, I cannot stand an ingrate. And I would like ALL of you to see what kind of scum is gonna get an Aquafina and a Snickers on our tab. I refer to the pud in the t-shirt, center back. http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=51896117&cdi=0Think that asshole lost anyone in the towers? He DOES NOT want to meet me. I am not EVEN kidding. Dick. Current Mood: pissed off |
| Saturday, January 1st, 2005 |
| 5:45 pm |
Let me first say this- I've never done any kind of journalish thing before, and don't really know what it is I'm supposed to do here. So... Today is the first day of a another new year, and one that promises change possibly beyond my ability to comprehend it at this moment. That's a little scary, knowing that things are coming the result of which is irrevocable decisions being made, restructuring of a life and lives in ways completely unexpected and unforeseen just a few short months ago. Fortunately, I'm Superman. (that's for you, Ms. You-Know-Who-You-Are). Really, though, I've never been so awake and excited about the future. Never. I feel 10 foot tall and bulletproof, and it's all because someone came into my life and showed me, reminded me, that there is happiness to be found in this life, that love and laughter don't just belong to other people. I owe her a debt that I will spend the rest of my life repaying. Hee hee, I do hope she knows what she's getting herself into. So 2005. Huh. We'll see... Now if the Mets could just sign a big bat to go with Pedro's pitching... Can't wait to see the gulf coast... I really, really dig cheese. But there are like 4 or 5 things I like more. So... I love hockey. I hate not having hockey. Someone needs to know this... I mean, not cottage cheese. But I could eat Ricotta by the pound. No, they are so totally NOT the same... I think I would make an awesome Joseph. But I have absolutely NO basis for this opinion... Life without my Mennen Speed Stick would stink... Not a big fan of the whole missing-the-hell-out-of-the-most-special-p erson-in-the-world-every-frickin'-day-we'r e-apart thing... The ricotta thing is definitely negotiable, of course... I can't wait to be Emperor Of The World. I would so rock at that... If you are a straight guy who digs Asian MILFs, make sure you contact me. Just trust me on this... Yes, I know I'm free associating, and I'm cool with it... Current Mood: relaxed |